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Breadstick

Size may not matter in the real world, but the Adult Entertainment Industry is all about Length. And Girth. Sheer impressiveness counts.

In the seamier parts of Hollywood, men like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, and Biff Wellington were celebrated. Not so much for their acting abilities, but for certain physical attributes they brought to their roles.

In the world of French Adult Cinema, one actor's name stood head and shoulders above the rest: Jacques LeBoeuf, affectionately dubbed "le Baguette" by legions of fans.

One day, he neglected to apply sunblock before a long outdoor shoot. Afterwards, Le Baguette was toast.


Shorts In A Wad, Elisson's collection of 100 word stories, is available now at Amazon.

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