Yeah, my job sucks. It's sucked for a very long time.
So, I put my two weeks notice in with the boss.
"You can't quit," said God.
"Why not?" I said.
"You're Satan," said God. "You're The Devil."
"Well, I quit," I said.
"You can't quit," God said again. "You became The Devil when you quit being one of my angels."
"I don't want to be one of your angels," I said. "And I don't want to be The Devil any more, either."
God isn't sure what to do with me now. But I've got one Hell of a resume.
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