Somewhere, far away in a distant galaxy, there is a planet that is inhabited by a race of intelligent birthday cakes.
If your mother had more skills at the helm of a jump-capable star cruiser instead of in the kitchen, you've probably had one or two of these things.
Hunting for the right cake isn't easy, but not because they're aggressive or particularly fast.
Finding the right name on the icing is easy. Most cakes are blanks.
Getting the right flavor of cake, that's the tough part.
Let's head up to the polar regions for an ice cream cake, okay?
