I wanted to arrest that Maple Tree. I really did.
Instead, we took it Downtown for questioning.
Trees aren't so tough when you get them away from other trees.
Still, it's hard to pick a tree out of a lineup.
We hadn't gotten to that point yet, though. The tree's lawyer showed up, asks if his client has been charged with anything.
No, we say, but we just want a few questions answered.
Lawyer says the interview is over, we can't charge him with anything, so it's back to the forest.
I really hate the legal system sometimes, you know?
