Caleb ponders the true meaning of Santa.
Every year at this time on December 26th Santa has to go back into the cryogenic freezing chamber till it’s time to thaw him out to deliver the presents again. He begs and pleads to be allowed just one more day of actual life instead of the perpetual cycle of work, suspended animation, work, etc. But we have to think of the little kiddies don’t we? Sure, it’s a kind of eternal torment for him but there’s a price to pay for everything. How did you think he stayed the same age all these years, vampirism? That’s the Easter Bunny!