She’s been buying a lot of bread lately.
Two, three loaves a week.
Then, this week, ten. And the week’s not over yet.
Know what I think? I think she’s having an affair with the toaster.
Not that I blame her. It’s a really, really nice toaster.
Shiny, too.
It’s got a lifetime warranty, but with all the bread she’s running through the poor thing, she’s burning it up.
I watch her pull out the crumb catcher tray and pour it out in the trash.
The way she puts it back in…slowly…
At least it’s not the smoke alarm anymore.
Comments (2)
So is it a 4 slicer or a 2 slicer? Makes a difference.
Posted by Craig | March 13, 2008 10:20 AM
Posted on March 13, 2008 10:20
Does it really?
Posted by Laurence Simon | August 28, 2008 8:35 AM
Posted on August 28, 2008 08:35