The judge banged his gavel and called the court to order.

“Fred Axemurderer, you are charged with two counts of first degree murder. How do you plead?”

A blood-soaked figure in overalls and a hockey mask stood up.

“Well, let's see,” he said. “You have my axe over there. Next to it, videotapes of the murders. Beside that, my signed confession. What more do you want?”

All the while, Fred's attorney was shouting “HE PLEADS NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY!”

You see, only a crazy man would give up the massive revenue potential of a sequel. Or two.

I'm pondering whether to post the full version of this story. It's really, really sick.

In the meantime, Will raised the battle-cry and I went ballistic on PodShow.

Yeah, I'm a crazy-assed motherfucker. If you're looking to buy my soul, my price is a trail of booze and pills to get me from the limo to the studio.

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