I heard the punchline from someone today, so forgive me if they might have lifted it from somewhere, okay?
Kids. They're so confusing.
All the things you have to do to babyproof your house are they sick are they not sick and so on.
It's enough to drive a guy crazy.
I mean, for instance - take diapers.
Cloth vs. disposable, I'm not getting into that mess.
The manufacturers have all these commercials with pouring pitchers of water into diapers, sealing the wetness away.
They're all a bunch of crooks.
I picked up some diapers that said “up to sixteen pounds” on them.
I swear, you can't even come close to leaving just a pound of baby shit in them.