Ted says that you can use your underwear twice by turning it inside out.

“That's good to know, Ted,” I say.

What's weird is that he does the same thing with envelopes.

I didn't know that you could do that with envelopes, turning them inside out and addressing them again, but Ted can do it. He's really good with folding paper.

Now, this only works with plain white envelopes, mind you. If you do this with a packing envelope, you can't write on the packing material they glue to the inside of it.

Or, I mean, outside.

Just ask Ted.

Radar laments not having a consistent opening line.

The reason why I have a consistent opening and closing to my podcast is... it's scripted.

And awfully damn short, too.

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