Doubledown Tandino sent me a really cool personalized track that inspired this odd tale.
Many thanks to Brad/DD, and here's the story...
I'm sitting at home, reading a book.
There's a knock at the door.
I get up, walk to the door, and open it.
There's penguins there. Ten of them.
They have lit torches. And pitchforks.
One steps forward. I think he's the leader.
He says... CUT IT OUT!
I say... WHAT?
He says... CUT IT OUT! NOW!
The others nod their beaks.
I look at them, confused. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
He checks his Blackberry, looks at the mailbox.
OH. SORRY. WRONG PLACE.
They leave.
I pick up the book.
“Cooking With Penguins”
Damn it.
Rich Palmer sent me a track a few days ago. The story's in there, just trying to hear it more clearly.
It'll speak to me in my dreams tonight, I hope.