The island isn't on any maps.
Well, okay. It appears on one map: mine.
It's off the trade routes. I only found it because of a freak storm that blew me ashore here.
It doesn't even have a name.
Want to name it?
No rush. We won't be here long, anyway.
Just long enough to bury the treasure and the prisoners.
That's right – bury them.
Remember when I gave orders to take no prisoners?
This is why.
Just be sure to give 'em each a sip of whiskey before... you know.
I may be a pirate, but I'm no animal.
Guy David chose this podcast as one of the 8 he'd take with him to a desert island.
Great. This podcast is stranded on a desert island now.
Does this mean I can take a break?