Dumped. Again.
“I'm a lesbian,” she said.
Dan looked back at his past few girlfriends and realized that each and every one of them was now a lesbian.
A few phone calls confirmed the truth: every one of them was a lesbian, all the way back to his first kiss.
“You've got the magic touch,” said his newest ex-girlfriend. She finished packing her stuff and walked out the door.
They'd met on a blind date set up by... the ex-girlfriend before her.
He checked his messages. Another blind date set up.
“And make it quick,” his ex said.
Yes, it's true. I actually appear on broadcast radio.
No. Really.
How many of you PodShow/Mevio A-Listers can say that?
(crickets)
Thought so. Probably too busy kissing Adam Curry's ass.
Hit up KPRC Radio or 950AM in the Houston Area from 11 to 2PM on Saturday to catch the magic.