Perhaps you've noticed my massive egg-shaped head?

Frightening, isn't it?

But why? Why is my head so disturbing to others?

It's not hurting anyone.

I don't have horns or antlers to gore my enemies with.

And if I rub it on you, the condition is truly non-contagious.

I just have a big egg-shaped head.

Oh, it's my gigantic brain that concerns you.

Well, does it help if I say that I just think of happy duckies and bunnies and puppies?

No?

I guess I'll have to blow up your brain with my psychic powers!

Just kidding. Really.

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