It's been a long day.
I've got my beer and my hat, sitting out in the back yard, listening to a whole lot of nothing, and waiting for the sun to set.
Waiting. And waiting.
Lemme check my watch,
It's way past time for sunset.
And my beer is empty.
Time's passed.
If the sun's gonna take its time setting, well, I'm gonna enjoy it.
But just to check, I put my empty at the end of my lawn chair's shadow.
If it hasn't moved by the time I finish my other beer, well, I'll call...
Who do I call?