Ladies and gentlemen, please turn your hymnals to Roger Chapter 5 Verse 3.
What? You nay heard about Roger?
Well, I photocopied it up and stuck it in your books, so shut yer traps and read along or yer all going to Hell!
“Two monkeys were fucking on a unicycle the other day, arguing over an ice cream cone.”
What are ye daft? Why are you lot looking at me like that?
Got a problem with the Gospels or something?
This is The Book of Roger. And Roger didn't mince words like all the other pansies who wrote The Bible.

Comments (1)
So what happens to the two monkeys?
Posted by Caleb | May 24, 2008 1:21 PM
Posted on May 24, 2008 13:21