I've read every overpriced advice book there is at the bookstore.
Who Moved My Cheese? and Throwing The Elephant didn't help with my miserable job, meaningless life, and spiritual bankruptcy. I just got shit on more.
So, I decided to write my own overpriced advice book: Fistfucking The Platypus.
I put tons of bad advice between the covers, added crappy drawings that a third grader with two broken hands could doodle up, and then put a twenty-dollar price tag on the hardback.
Despite my not mentioning platypuses, PETA doesn't like it.
They can just bend over like...
You know.
Comments (1)
Wow.
I still have the old domain name for my website if you'd like to use it to support your book.
The tail gets in the way, best to lay it on its back to... um, nevermind.
Posted by Chris | June 8, 2008 11:39 PM
Posted on June 8, 2008 23:39