Most sushi chefs won't go near a mermaid, but Kuzo will slice up any sea creature if the price is right.
He retired rich after the Loch Ness Monster went missing, but Kuzo and basketball have a love/hate relationship. Especially when Vegas was involved.
Leviathan, Sea Hag – you name it, he's carved it up for Japanese businessmen and celebrities to turn a quick buck.
Remember Charlie The Tuna? His schtick was that he wasn't good enough for Starkist, so they wouldn't take him?
When was the last time you saw him on TV?
Sorry, Charlie – Kuzo's bookie is calling.