Sure, you think you know all about the Sloppy Joe, but I knew Joe, and he wasn't sloppy.
No, the real problem was the waiter Fred.
We called him Sloppy Fred.
Joe would make beef sandwiches and smack the bell. Fred grabbed the platter, and all hell would break loose.
Sauce this way. Sandwiches that way.
Sure enough, by the time he got to the table, he'd gotten them all messy.
Fred tried to blame Joe, the chef.
But he didn't count on these things being a hit.
Joe killed Fred. Covered his tracks really good.
Not sloppy at all.