We locked up the bard for his own safety.

If the king heard these nonsense rhymes, he'd certainly cut off his head.

I mean, here's an example of his madness:

When an elephant coughs and sneezes.
It bends and falls to all four kneeses.
It wipes its trunk on what it pleases.
Then coughs things up in wheezes.
Bugs and germs upon the breezes.
Covered with disgusting fleases.
It's how they spread such bad diseases.
Until the cough and sneezes eases.

The king is fond of his elephant herd, and to insult them in such a manner is certain death.

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