If you've read Fark, you've heard the adage: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

So, every time a cat masturbates, does God kill a baby?

I know the answer. And the answer is YES.

Malnutrition, ad genetics, crib death - the government and WHO make excuses, but you'll never get the truth out of their reports.

It's masturbating cats killing all the babies! Damn them!

Very few people know. Bob Barker is one of them.

Why do you think he kept saying to spay and neuter your pets?

It was for the children. It was always for the children.

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