Ever have a nosebleed and then you sneeze?
It makes a really big mess. Especially if you sneeze on the carpet.
So, there I was, pinching my nose and holding my head back and aah aaah aaah choo!
Gigantic red splatters all over the bathroom mirror. Violent tendrils, splotches, and patterns I can see myself through.
Wicked awesome!
That's when I got the idea to paint canvas with my blood.
Over and over, I'd pick my nose to get it nice and bloody. Then, I'd tickle a few nosehairs and... voila!
Yes, my friends, I truly bleed for my art.