Wade! Get your cottage cheese dimpled buttocks in here!
Yeah Jerry…
Wade What The Fish Sticks is going on with Tony Romo and Jessica
Simpson? Now my star quarterback, the man I built my franchise around,
is going around singing "Sweet Child 'O Mine" at a karaoke bar!
Well… Jerry…
And that dadgum Joe Simpson keeps calling trying to renegotiate Tony's
contract! That man makes ME feel creepy, and I have Jerry Junior as my
son…
Yes Daddy!
Get OUT! I tell you Wade, that Simpson girl is the Cowboys' Yoko Ono!
We need a plan to bump her off!

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