Caution was her name, taken from the yellow tape across the door of the abandoned nursery they found her in.

You would think someone would realize the tape was there as a warning. But most folks are soft-hearted and assume all babies are safe.

This one wasn't. Whoever left her there, hoped she'd die.

She didn't.

The rescuers naming the baby Caution, well, that takes a special kind of stupid.

Stupid makes for easy mind control.

Caution giggles and points to the roof.

“Jump!” she squeals.

We all giggle along and climb out the window. This will be fun!

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