They call this night the Devil's Night because kids set fires to usher in
Halloween.
One year, they got what they wanted and The Devil showed up to survey the damage.
"You call this devastation?" He howled. "I've seen entire empires burn, nothing but
ashes from ocean to ocean!"
He spat at a burnt-out house and laughed.
The kids burned more houses, but it wasn't enough for The Devil.
Cops arrived and arrested the kids.
Instead of becoming Satanists, jail house imams converted them to Islam.
For them, any size fire was fine.
Especially when it involved Jews.
