They say you don't know a person until you walk a mile in his shoes.

So the moment I put on a new pair… Amnesia!

I hadn't yet walked a mile in them.

Who am I?
Where am I?
Hey, these are some nice shoes.

I walked around the mall, staring at my driver's license.

The people at the Information Desk offered to call an ambulance, but I felt fine.

I jingled the car keys in my hand... which was my car?

I wandered the parking lot, confused.

From now on, I'm using a treadmill and writing myself a note.

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