You don't need a license to carry a lasso.
That's why I carry one of those instead of a gun.
Guns are aloud and messy. Lassos are a lot friendlier.
But have you ever tried robbing a bank with a lasso?
The teller laughs like you're crazy.
If you're robbing a bank with a lasso, you are crazy.
The teller says for me to hold out my hand.
“Why?” I ask.
“Just do it,” she says and smiles.
So I do, and she puts a penny in my palm.
“That's for being cute,” she says. “Next!”
A live storytelling event is being planned for 7:00PM SLT (9PM Texas TIme) at the Lonely Yak Roadhouse on BlaksleeWorld island in Second Life.
Get your favorite 100 Word Stories together and hop on in for some genuine goofy-assed storytelling.
It will be done by Voice, and I don't want to be the only person blithering and rambling that hour. In fact, I insist on everybody taking a swat before I step up to bat.
