Hangover

Friday, May 29, 2009

How many shots of tequila did I drink?

Five?
Six?

I can't remember.

But what I do know is that I feel the worst I've ever felt.

I always remember how bad I feel.

So what I will do is wait until I feel better, then I will do five shots of tequila.

When I wake up hung over, I can then compare how bad I feel then to how bad I feel now.

If it's the same, then I know I had five shots of tequila.

If it's not, then I know I had six.

Pass me the bottle.

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