The meeting went long, so I asked who was responsible for that.

"Finland," said Joe. "The meeting went long because of Finland."

"Fine," I said. "Let's thank Finland."

We tried to open the windows so we could shout THANK YOU FINLAND at the same time, but like all office buildings, the windows were sealed shut.

It took just three hits with a heavy chair to shatter the glass.

"THANK YOU FINLAND!" we all shouted at once.

Except for Joe. He was laughing.

"You're all morons," he said. "Finland can’t hear you. Those windows face South. Finland is to the East."

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