I hate unicorns.
I especially hate the ones that leave a trail of sparkles everywhere they go.
Sparkles turn to soggy ash after a while.
You see the sparkly herd of unicorns prancing and running, but I have to deal with the disgusting grey piles they leave behind.
Speaking of piles, did you know that unicorns do not shit rainbows?
If you don't know what they shit, then you don't want to know.
Just sit there in your fantasy bubble with unicorns and rainbows and sparkles.
One day, you'll get gored through the chest, and you'll finally see the truth.
