Leading

Thursday, September 1, 2011

The old saying goes: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

Especially if it's a vampire horse. Those only drink blood.

However, when you do the math, they're a lot cheaper to take care of that normal horses.

They don't need all that veterinary work, shoes, or other crap. Maybe the occasional fancy Victorian-style leather saddle.

None of that glitter or black eyeliner crap. Fuck Twilight, dude.

Oh, and fresh victims every now and then, which if you don't mind going through a new stable boy every few days, isn't much of an imposition.

Leading