Oodles Of Poodles

Thursday, January 26, 2012

I’ve heard the phrase “oodles of Poodles” but nobody’s ever told me how much an oodle is.

I asked a breeder, and they said an oodle is like a bunch.

“How much is in a bunch?” they asked. “It’s a lot, maybe too many to count.”

We tried to work it out, but it was hard, and what’s a single oodle out of oodles?

Plus, the poodles are hard to deal with in such numbers.

Nasty, whiny, snappy dogs.

Truth be told, I don’t even like poodles.

I don’t think I’ll ever be in a mood for oodles of them.

Oodles Of Poodles

One Comment

  1. Barbara Blackcinder says:

    Absolutley loved 'Oodles of Poodles'. The addition of the rhyme, 'mood' at the end made it especially funny. Thanks