Count Dracula

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Friday, February 10, 2012

The people on the TV say today is a day to reflect.

But I, Count Dracula, am a vampire.

I have no reflection.

I look in the mirror and I see nothing.

Should I be seeing something?

Ten years go, I go to my coffin, I rest during the day, and when I wake up, everybody is losing their shit on the TV.

People are digging through the rubble.

And they’re donating blood.

And all I can think about is “Well, this sucks. Now when I go out to drink, not only will I be a monster, but unpatriotic, too.”

Count Dracula

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