The Prank

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Friday, February 24, 2012

It was your typical kindergarten classroom.

Art supplies, colorful dangling mobiles, and a lot of construction paper cutouts.

On one board, a bunch of colors spelled out:

Red was red
Green was green
Blue was blue.

That weekend, Mom dragged me to a hobby shop.

I begged for construction paper letters.

When April first finally rolled around, the teacher left the room, and I took down the colored words.

Then, I added my own:

Blue was red
Red was yellow
Yellow was green

I got sent to the principal’s office.

But not for the prank.

They thought I was color-blind.

The Prank

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