Vinnie Double Chin's laid up in the hospital.
Another heart attack.
Which isn't such a surprise, because he's at least five hundred pounds and eats five times a day.
When they tried to sink him in the river, the cement truck ran out before they could make his shoes big enough to fit.
Doctor says he needs a triple bypass.
So what does he do?
He calls up Cousin Vito, tells them they can bury witnesses under the freeway they're building in his chest!
I hope he makes it.
Because I don't want to be a pallbearer lifting that coffin.
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