Archive for the ‘The Voltmaster’ Category

The Gardener of the Voltmaster's hedge maze is the only man alive who knows how to navigate that nefarious path of thorns, pits, and snares.

We release five goblins into the north end of the maze and place five bags of gold coins at the southern exit.

These five bags are the same ones that have been used from year to year, because no goblin has ever completed the maze.

The Gardener usually waits a week before going in with a large burlap sack to collect their bodies.

“More volunteers for the resurrectionist!” he says, shaking the bag and laughing.

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At the rank of Mage Ultimor, the wizard will grind a Diabolical Lens.

Infused with ancient spells, this looking-glass deciphers messages from The Beyond.

The messages are often mundane, but occasionally an interesting and useful command makes it through the torrent.

Most mages grow bored with the filtering process. Others remain at their scrying table, peering into the hazy glass circle, lips trembling.

When he was an apprentice, his duty was to smash his master's lens.

Voltmaster never took on an apprentice, so he never escaped the lure of the lens.

Surging with power, his eyes glow with distant rage.

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We followed Sturgiss the Necromancer, that demon graverobber criminal!

His destination? The accursed Voltmaster.

His watchtower rises from a clearing in Gloomwood.

We goblins know to give this abomination of stone a wide berth.

On the roof, Sturgiss arranges steel rods.

Clouds, ready for harvest.

I shout to the sky: “We demand the return of Lord Grondol's body!”

Sturgiss screams his response: “You may fight the jackals for Grondol's unused remains.”

Inside, Voltmaster throws a switch. The tower explodes with light and power.

“This is just trickery!” I shout, but my goblin soldiers run.

Grondol, your desecration is my dishonor.

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Darkness!

"Damn fuse!"


"Voltmaster hates visitors!" The Hermit growled. "Cautions to you!"

Sir Arthur nodded. "Wear my magic helmet, Lucy."

"But..."

"I insist!"


For hours they walked through Grimwood.

Then, they came to a clearing.

Within, Voltmaster's Watchtower stretched into the stormy sky.

"Shall I knock?" said Arthur.

"Is it safe?" asked Lucy.

Before Arthur could respond, lightning struck the tower, shattering the battlements and raining stones on the couple.

"I guess not," said Lucy. "Arthur?"

He lay dead on the ground, skull crushed.
Lucy screamed.


Safe at home, she put a penny in the fusebox.

Light!

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