Lisa from Lemons and Lolipops has been a loyal regular in the Weekly Challenges, and is now offering up this gem mid-week:

She had been studying feverishly for midterms, often joking about her brain hurting from being "too full." Her self-induced pressure to maintain a 4.1 was consuming her.

For three weeks straight, she did nothing but hole up in the library, a mountain of books and coffee cups surrounding her. Her diet consisted solely of coffee, Tylenol, and liquid antacid. Her appearance became ghastly: pale and gaunt, with large black circles under her eyes.

The night of the final midterm, her overworked brain finally revolted. It throbbed so violently, the top of her head exploded as she collapsed on her Scantron.

This story from Lisa has a cute bunny... and... um.... gunplay.

Elmer couldn't believe Bugs got a medical degree. "A silly wabbit for a doctor, I'm never getting sick!" Elmer worked very hard to keep himself healthy.

A few years later, however, Elmer and the wife began having a few problems in the boudoir, so he ordered himself some bargain-priced pills to "get things going".

Elmer knew something was horribly wrong about three hours after taking the first pill. He would have to go see Bugs.

It took every bit of Elmer's willpower not to shoot Bugs right between the eyes as he was met with the usual: "eh...what's up, doc?"

Lisa tells a tale of... um... discovery?

Miss Honeypot was the most beloved kindergarten teacher at Bluestone School, always calm, sweet and exceptionally kind.

This last year had been rough personally for her, though; one of her cats died and her house had been expropriated by the government.

She kept up appearances, though. No one had any idea at school that Miss Honeypot was that close to reaching her breaking point.

That fateful day, the principal walked in after school to find Miss Honeypot leaned over a desk discovering exactly what it was about glue consumption that was so appealing to so many students over the years.