The Golden Monkey is the nonexistent award given to individuals who have sent in over one hundred 100 word stories to the site, whether as a Weekly Challenge entry or a daily story on its own.

The following people have earned Golden Monkeys:
- Norval Joe
- Planet Z
- Andrew Ian Dodge / Lagwolf
- Tom
- Elisson
- Guy David
- Justin Lowmaster / Spaceturtle
- Anima Zabaleta
- Caleb Bullen
- Steven the Nuclear Man
- TJ
- Zackmann
- Laeianna
Praise them for their persistence and occasional pungency.
(I guess Laurence Simon is also a Golden Monkey winner, but there's no room left on my bookshelves for it. All these damn Pez dispensers... so pretty.... dispensing candy...)







